A Freelancer's Must-Have Toy

While my time is still at a premium, I thought I'd make a few short blog posts this week, just for the sheer fun of them.

First up, I present to you the Bull$hit Button.


For less than $10, you can save yourself a whole lot of Screw Yous! with instantaneous gratifactions like the following:

- (Beep) That was bull$hit!
- (Siren) Bull$hit detected, take precautions!
- (Siren) Bull$hit level defcon 5!
- Oh come on now, that ain't even bull$hit, that's horse$hit!
- Warning, warning, bull$hit alert!

Oh, and feel free to discuss amongst yourself which is actually worse, bull$hit or horse$hit.